Episodes
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1. Inherit the Wind
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
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2. The Little Sister
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
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3. Guilt by Disassociation
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
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4. Somebody Stole My Gal
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
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5. House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
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6. Five of a Kind
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
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7. BOO!
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
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8. Sweet Dreams
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
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9. We Gather Together
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
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10. Brain-Dead Poets Society
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
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11. Lobocop
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
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12. No Talking
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
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13. Chicken Hearts
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
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14. One for the Road
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
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15. An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
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16. Born to Be Wild
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
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17. Hair
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
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18. I'm Hungry
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
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19. All of Me
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
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20. To Tell the Truth
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
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21. Fender Bender
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
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22. April Fool's Day
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
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23. Fathers and Daughters
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
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24. Happy Birthday
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
Episode information from TMDB. Air dates are for the original broadcast or release.